Go and have a cold shower

I was so so turned on.
I woke early. 
Starting rubbing myself against the sheets.
This woke my wife.
It was 5am
I said "I am so turned on"
She said "Go and have a cold shower"
So I, not wanting to disobey, got up went and turned on the shower.  Cold water only.
Took off my clothes.
Took a deep breath.
Stepped in.  Ran around hopping in and out of the water.
Probably made all of 30 seconds.
Got out.
towled down
Put on my track suit.
And now I am writing this blog and she is sound asleep.